Jane managed to get on Vloug's last nerve for some reason. Or I will assume that she did when he slashed at her catching her on the shoulder as she was running by him. He then disappeared but some sources confirm he was still in the room and attacked her a second time. She was saved by the quick thinking of Cambian, who heroically pulled her away in the nick of time. Then suggested they leave rather quickly. Which they did. Jane took exception to Cambian's method of escape through the fireplace. When last seen she was kicking and screaming rather upset about the flames.
It appears RavenClaws and Janus may...may not? be becoming fast allies. Their discussion of their does it exist or doesn't it spy network was unfortunately interrupted when Jessup decided to induce a frenzy in Janus. This was for the heinous crime of Janus deciding to ignore Jessup's question. Don't you ever wonder why we don't have bouncers in Solace? I know I do. Anyhooo...Jessup disappeared, Janus frenzied and now all is well. At least til Janus sees Jessup again.
And I have been requested to give the following words of wisdom to those who want to call a hunt on Janus. And I quote from Janus "Bring it the fuck on".
Now I will try to catch all up on the news. Wish me luck.
Nef is on vacation with his beloved Reven. Solace is now a hotbed of Anarchs who are busy in his absence. Well, while the cats away, the mice will play. And I believe the mice are Krass, Acayla (now deceased or maybe not), Kallis, Johnny, there may be more.
Another word of warning to those of you NOT in the know. Drune Kelly has been assigned to our area. His position as Cardinal of the NW territories brings New Orleans into his arena. Subtle hint to above Johnny-watch our behavior around Drune, shall we? For those who are unaware of what a cardinal is, I suggest you very POLITELY inquire that of Drune Kelly.
Let us welcome another addition to the Solace Family in the form of Lyca Carnstein, chylde of Drune Kelly. Congratulations to Drune for the newest member of his family.
A little birdy has been whispering to me of another possible addition. We shall soon know if we can offer congratulations to Witness on a new baby.
Also our bar has been blessed with the addition of a rather unusual Jukebox. This inanimate object has managed to garner a great deal of goodwill (others animousity) from the patrons of Solace. Any attempts to remove, unplug, or destroy this jukebox have proven futile.
I have been requested to make the following announcement. The following persons are under the protection of Sable St. Germaine. Baxter, Alluna, and Seraphine. Any attempts to maim, mutilate, kill, hurt, harm, or embrace the above persons will be dealt with swiftly and harshly. Never mess in a Tzi's business is my personal opinion...they do get unpleasantly nasty about that.
We also have in our midst, a possible Trememe hunter. So all you Trems, be on the lookout.
A personal request from me. All you out there who want your news in here...please.... (begging here) email me at above addy. I could use the help, you know.
Our beloved leader, Nef, surprised a bunch of us with his return. I say about damn time too. Now maybe I won't have to listen to the Anarchs anymore. I am sure Nef will take care of the plotting that was hatched in his absence. If anyone sees Nef tell him I can get him a great deal on some M-60 rocket launchers. Handy for dealing with the pesky little problems that crop up now and then.
Tap...tap...tap..the latest news just in...and if its old to you, oh well. First off appears we may have a group of vampire hunters and Old Clan Tzimisce heading our way. So be careful out there all you vamps and Tzimisce. Personal sources reveal theres alot of plotting and plans to kill out there so watch your step.
Shade Fell has returned to us from her recent foray into torpor. My understanding of the circumstances is that her demon popped up one night taunting and insulting Aris and Illiessa. Aris believing this thing to be a fake Shady attempted several times to explode her into itty bitty bits. Shade did manage to heal the damage but in doing so suffered sever blood loss and fell into torpor. Sometime after this, some one named Blackfeather developed a severe interest in eating Shadey. Maybe it was her brains or something. Anyhoooo...Shadey was swiftly hidden under a couch in the backroom to keep her safe until Nef could safely rescue the body. Which he did when lead to the couch by Meesha who then tried to describe the one who wanted Shadey's body. The description recognized by Sable and Slither who in turn let Nef know who Meesha was talking about. And btw Nef is now personally on the hunt for Blackfeather. So anybody see him....tell Nef.
Also Kayura is gunning for Sheridan. I have to wonder who is not lately. Supposedly he was killed but Kay wants some serious proof. So anyone with the info out there email her at ky-ra@mailexcite.com
Meesha has made a miraculous return from the dead. Now insisting that she is disowning her family Kayura, Bloodsabre, Olivia, and Seren. She tells me she is quite happy with her new family Chronos and Erik and even has a new pet Crow.
And a word of warning to Javier who murdered her in the first place, any more attempts on Meesha's life will incur the wrath of her guardians and make your death very unpleasant. My personal note here...go pick on someone your own size, Javier.
For our resident animal lovers...there's Ronny. A half breed wolf, I believe. After having returned from his dognapping, has now found himself in love with fellow female wolf, Kimra. And I expect a litter pretty darn soon will be arriving in Solace.
Speaking of litters, Ruin and Eiblin indulged in a little kitty love, or was it infatuation, quite recently in the confines of Solace. I have been given to understand, Eiblin fully expects this union to result in a blessed event. This being very much reassured as she was in heat at the time.
And another blessed event announcement. Talon and Shay are also expecting a litter of their own. The mother is delighted and I hear tell the father is still somewhat in a state of shock although delighted also. Congrats to all the couples involved and make sure you all bring those little cubs round to Solace so we call all ooo and awww over them.
Kayura is back again with Nef and Guin has also returned to the fold. Word to the wise....it appears Guinevere is secretly amassing herself a few chylder. Congrats to her on her additions of Majestic and Ricki to the Brujah fold. But has to wonder if she contemplating taking on Nef himself?
It has been duly noted by Sable St. Germaine that Guinevere has also been showing unwarranted interested in Bax. Currently, Bax enjoys his status as a new Tzimisce ghoul, therefore any such interest displayed in him will not be looked on lightly.
Sable, herself, has informed me of her acceptance of the marriage proposal from Drune Kelly. No date has been set yet, but I am sure it will announced soon.
It sounds to me as if Drakken and his beloved Tressa have separated for the time being. My sympathies to both but personally believes they need to get their heads out their proverbial you know whats and get back together.
Our outspoken jukebox unfortunately suffered a lapse of whatever passes for consciousness in jukeboxs. The cause I understand was overstimulation from some of the female customers. However, sources tell me it will be repaired within a week. Now lets all watch our steps, ladies.
Lets keep those letters floating my way folks if you want your 15 minutes of fame in the Family News.
