Patrick says: rofl!
Patrick says: Ok. Here's a humorous story you can post up on your site.
Shay says: And the char player actually didn't the wit and full know how to play him. I should know, he embraced one of my chars before I really knew VtM. Heh.
Patrick says: The one time we let Genital Boy ST our Table top, he decided, seeing as it was his World of Darkness, that Caine was going to come back, but instead of Gehenna, he favored our characters, and basically took us to 2nd gen. Made us gods. Then at one point during the game. . .
Patrick says:
He tried to say "I am your God now!", but it came out, "I am your Dog now!" So of course, us being smartasses, started yelling "Here Caine, Here Caine. Got a biscuit. Little blood biscuit for the puppy wuppy."
Patrick says: We laughed for hours about that.
Shay says: *dies laughing* I would have loved to have seen that one.
Patrick says: And this is in Table top, so it's not like it was a typo.
Patrick says: He totally screwed up his own sentence.
Patrick says: Phoenix and I still give him crap about that whenever we are together.
Shay says: well, god backwards is.......
Shay says: blood biscuit for puppy wuppy to Caine.....that is too hilarious
Patrick says: I had to stop playing that night, because everytime my character opened his mouth, he was whispering "Here Caine." Even after we switched back to Phoenix STing.
Patrick says: Which of course would cause me and Phoenix to bust up laughing.
Shay says: I'm seeing this, you know that don't you?
Patrick says: I'm quite positive you are. Any RPer has to be able to picture what they are playing.
Patrick says: I've got a huge grin on my face just remembering it.
Shay says: Phoenix...Phoenix was once Sable's lover. He was a Las. That was ages ago. Like 6 years ago. Ah, memories.
Patrick says: Ooohhh. *G* The best one, though, was with Matt (Genital Boy) and his Assamite.
Shay says: Given your comment on him playing Caine, how'd he do with the Assamite? Or shouldn't I ask?
Patrick says: Matt was supposed to find a vampire that lived in a Mall up here in Alaska.
Patrick says: Matt = Genital Boy
Patrick says: It's a lot darker up here in the Winter, the sun usually going down around 5 pm. So Matt went to the mall, and put a rock through the glass door entrance.
Patrick says: Matt's Assamite had the Flaw Aversion to Crosses. A priest walks out, and asks him why he would defile public property. Matt just barely avoids Frenzy, and runs away, around to the other side of the mall.
Patrick says: He comes up to a store window, and picks up another rock, putting it through that. He steps in, and the storekeeper tells him he is going to call Security.
Patrick says: At this point, Phoenix leans over, and taps Matt on the shoulder. Phoenix had given the Assamite Common Sense as a Merit, because Matt himself doesn't have much. Phoenix's exact words were. . .
Patrick says: Uh, Matt. Common Sense. It's 8 pm. The mall is still open.
Patrick says: I fell out of my damned chair laughing.
Shay says: *falls out of her chair* He didn't even wait til it was closed. That is common sense.
Shay says: He must be a trip playing with.
Patrick says: He's definitely interesting.
Patrick says: Like the time my char's possessions were stolen by a Malk. My char was a sniper assassin, taking out high ranking political affiliates before his embrace.
Patrick says: So, My character stationed up on another building, while Matt tried to convince the Malk to give the possessions back.
Patrick says: The Malk's ghoul answered the door. His very, VERY flamboyantly gay, ghoul. Patrick says:
To make a long story short, right before my char put a bullet through the ghoul, Matt was "taking one for the team" as per my Assamite's advice, and Phoenix couldn't even ST for about ten minutes because he was crying from laughing so hard.
Shay says: Uh.....taking one for the team..ummm....did I read that right? *is falling over here* I'd love to meet this guy
Patrick says: My character almost missed with the shot, because Phoenix put a willpower roll in there to keep my character from bursting out laughing.
Shay says: Heh, this is soooo going into SA...yes it is
Patrick says: *lol*
Patrick says: I'm still laughing.
Shay says: My son is laughing too....he's on the other computer and keeps coming over wanting to know what I'm laughing so hard about...*EG* He used to play VtM too
Patrick says: *ROFL*
Patrick says: Now, with the Common Sense one, with Matt's Aversion to Crosses. . .
Patrick says: So, he finally decides to walk through the front door, and that same priest comes up to him. So he freaks out, and in the middle of the crowd, he Obfuscates, using Mask. He turns himself into the first thing he can think of. But he messes up with the roll.
Patrick says: Out comes Black Jesus.
Patrick says: So, literally hundreds of Catholics and Christians start gathering around him, waving crosses and crucifixes, asking him to bless them.
Patrick says: Amazingly, he survived the WP roll.
Patrick says: He finally convinces one of the security guards that if he will shoot all of these people, then himself, he will go straight to heaven.
Patrick says: So, a massacre ensues, with Black Jesus at the core.
Patrick says: Matt finally decides to get the hell out of the mall, and as he is leaving, three Malks stop him, and say.
Patrick says: "That was pretty funny, but we still have you beat with the Resurrection."
Shay says: OMG, you are a fountain of hilarious stories.. if you're really, really nice, you'll start writing for me. I think SA vistors would be rolling on the floor like I am at about this point
Patrick says: *lol* I'll do my best. I'll see if I can get them into an e-mail.
Shay says: I can format this conversation if you want. Which I'm planning on doing anyway. With your permission, of course.
Patrick says: By all means.
Patrick says: I'd have to say the funniest thing I have ever seen Matt do, though, was outside of VtM entirely.
Shay says: Heh, I'm really wicked at doing that. But I always ask permission first. Except for Mel. Which gets me in loads of trouble with her.
Patrick says: A buddy of mine and I were playing around with Shinai, with is basically four pieces of bamboo strung together with cow leather. Basically a practice wand for sword fighting. I'm a student of both European and Oriental styles.
Patrick says: Matt decides, that he is the ultimate badass, and tells my friend John, that he can kick his ass using a stave. Matt picks up a dowel rod that is about the right length, and squares off.
Patrick says: As soon as the fight starts, John leans forward, lifts his blade, and brings it down on top of Matt's head. We're not talking a light tap either. Matt's head drops about two inches down into his neck.
Patrick says: The next words out of his badass mouth are.
Patrick says: That's not fair! I wasn't ready!
Patrick says: I cut my knee up because I just fell down laughing.
Shay says: Now you see why I never played Assamite. I couldn't fight my way out of a paper bag. I think I half love Matt already, just for those shining moments. And making me laugh so hard.
